Four cats
Each one unique
Some love some hate some sleep
Infatuated with Friskies
Dumb cats
LEE
“[Private] Snowball”
Killer ninja
Loves stalking grouchy cats
Pride never hurt, always lap cat
Epic
Maximilian
“Maxi”
Only touch head
Always sleeping on bed
Loves head boop, just only touch head
Bite hard.
Ashley
“Ashley”
Softest kitty
Concealed in dark places
Pet me anywhere, hate strangers
Mousy
Data – yes, named by her owners after a Star Trek character–go figure
“Data”
Does not like cats
Is herself not a cat
Feline species grossly outclassed
Queen
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