Life sucks
Can barely move legs
Angry at everybody
Get out of the way, stupid cat
I hate you, ugly bowl
Anxious
Damn it, stop calling at six in the morning!
Then, all of a sudden….
BING
Anxiety gone
OMFG, I can do anything
I will learn all languages
I will cure all diseases
I will find a way to make 10,000 dollars a day
All in fifteen minutes
Oh, what is that on youtube?
No, focus. let’s do some writing
writing
writing
writing
Okay, eyes starting to hurt
Turn on light
Writing
Writing
eyes still hurting
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW!! (#1)
Stomach growl, need breakfast
No time for breakfast, keep writing
Shit, shit, shit. it’s wearing off! More Coffee!
It’s no use. Body shaking.
Got it: Drink a lot at one time.
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN (#2)
Go up again but soon come down.
Stretch.
Blah.
Awake, but in same fix as before coffee.
Go outside. World still exists outside.
World please explode and go away.
Coffee gone, ADD take over
Forget where I put everything
Doesn’t matter, hate everything anyway
Call around for 10 mg of Fukitol
Find out Fukitol doesn’t exist
Sigh
Find way to pass boring time
No way can be found
Sick of being depressed
But…too depressed to do anything
Suddenly look at clock
OMG
Time for evening coffee!!!
Repeat
The Ninja Column 